Manny Ramirez to Japan?

Total speculation, but wouldn't Manny be an amazing fit in Japan?

I think the biggest reason against Manny going to Japan is that Manny probably wants to increase his MLB baseball stats to outrageous numbers. Manny could end up with 650-700 home runs and 2400-2500 RBI's, pretty heady numbers for sure. But would Manny go to Japan to spite MLB if a Japanese team would pay him 25 million a year?

Anybody want to ask Manny or Scott Boras?